Let’s get this party started!

Yes…we’re gonna have a party! Make that 2 parties!

The first one is being held next Thursday and we’ll be celebrating by having both a pelvic and vaginal ultrasound. Sounds like such fun doesn’t it. I just love having some 12 freakin’ inch rod shoved up into my nether regions and swished around like a damn swizzle stick. Fun times. Fun times.

The second party is being held the following Wednesday. Now see, this particular party is going to be soo much cooler than first one! Ready for it? This time we’ll be celebrating having an EMB. That’s right folks…a good ole endometrial biopsy. I get to have pieces of my uterus ripped out through some little suction thing for a biopsy to make sure I’m not growing those pesky little cancer cells.

So be sure you RSVP. You know you don’t want to miss the parties of the year.